How to spend a Saturday afternoon

Now I will be the first to admit I am not a huge sports fan but I have found myself inexplicably drawn to Darts.  In my defence, I do actually enjoy watching the game but, quite frankly, have you seen the men??  Honestly, if you like big, burly, sweaty men then this is almost as good as porn!  There are quire a few of the players to choose from and I hope to cover them off in time but I have to start with Tony 'Silverback' O'Shea.  He is pant-wettingly cute.  Hairy, chubby and when he is up at the 'oche' (oh yes, I know the lingo) he is usually dripping with sweat.  I even manage to cheer for him, when I am not too busy touching myself.  See what you think.