160: Drank it all in

There is no way that I could post on this blog and not make reference to passing of Bob Hoskins.  A great actor and an icon of daddybear lovers everywhere.  I had not included Mr Hoskins on this blog as yet as I always figured there would be plenty of time to get around to it.  Many of us had grew up with Bob Hoskins being the first real screen bear that we could see on a regular basis on our screens.  His performances in films such as Mona Lisa, The Long Good Friday, Who Framed Roger Rabbit? and Brazil will serve as testament to his range and talent.  He will be dearly missed.

Now is not the time for me to include the lovely Mr Hoskins in the blog.

Let's instead think of more pleasant things.  Me.  I have managed to trap a nerve in my arm which is giving me weird, painful electric shock feelings in my hand.  That is the main reason that I have avoided blogging for the last few weeks.  It happened as I was hanging over a ledge to save a baby that had been thrown through a window by an explosion.  Well, it was either that or when I leaned down over the back of my couch to try and grab my charger.  After a few minutes of excruciating neck pain, there was a very loud crack as my shoulder went back into place.  Since then, I have had pain in my hand.  I keep hoping that the electric shock pain will soon manifest itself as electric bolts that I can shoot from my hands.  Watch this space!  It is so depressing.  I can't reach down without causing myself injury.  I am getting old and unfit.  This is why I am choosing to lie on my couch from now on and carry out no further movement.  People can place food in my mouth and arrange for men to be mechanically lifted and lowered onto my penis.  You know, that doesn't sound too bad.

Anyway, the man for this week is an actor and musician by the name of Frank Drank.  A beautiful, burly bear of a man, I spotted him in an episode of House M.D. that was on playing a Bartender.  For a brief, hopeful, moment I hoped that I was actually about to watch a porn about a gentle, hairy bartender who is set upon by lusty patrons but no such luck.  I can't really tell you much about Mr Drank other than he has appeared in films such as 'The Campaign' and seems to sing in a band.  Pretty woeful researching I know but there really isn't a lot about him.  Oh, he's a L.A. Clippers fan if that helps.  I think they are a chain of barber shops or something.  He tends to get cast in roles such as 'Biker' or 'Inmate', both of which fill a lot of fantasies for me.  I am hoping we get to see a lot more of him in more expanded roles.  No, I know what you are thinking - not Porn.  Well, ok yes it would be awesome if he did porn but maybe the lead role in a remake of Zardoz.  A red nappy is not going to ruin the rest of the image for me.

So....yeah...this outfit kinda works for me too

Real Men love Good Housekeeping

Frank takes it badly if you didn't like his scenes in 'Goodbye World'

On the set of 'Care Bears the Movie: Care Bears Gonna Fuck You Up!'

I am beginning to sense a theme here

159: Belgian Behr

Over the last week, we have all been rocked to the core by tragic news.  Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin have decided to end their marriage.  It hit us all very hard, don't be ashamed, I know I cried for days.  In typical, pretentious celebrity-speak, they declared that they have 'consciously uncoupled'.  Whilst many people have claimed to have been baffled by this statement, we all know what it meant.  It meant "I still like you and stuff but I'd really rather just fuck other people and not deal with your shit anymore".  I'm not sure why anyone felt the need to put such a wanky name to the process of deciding to not be in a relationship any more.  Fuck, gay men have been consciously uncoupling for years.  It's what you have to do after you have came.

This week we are heading to Belgium.  I have been to Brussels, it's very nice but there isn't really any exciting stories that I can tell you about the place.  I know people joke about how boring Belgium is and I would not agree with that - I have seen a lot of Belgian porn and it is anything but boring.  But at the same time, Brussels wasn't exactly a bustling city of nightlife either.  In fact, everything kinda closed early.  Maybe Brussels isn't reflective of the rest of Belgium but I thought, you know, being the centre of the European Union, it would be more.... lively.  It was nice though.  Very, ummm, nice.  And they do nice chocolate.

Thankfully, Belgium does have a ton of hot men.  One such is Flemish actor Wim Opbrouck.  I was trying to work Flemish into a pun for this entry but I couldn't think of anything that didn't sound unsavoury.  Although he is largely known as a stage actor, he has a fairly impressive list of TV and Movie appearances.  He also has a penchant for taking his top of in things.  I wholeheartedly approve of this behaviour.  He is also in a band where he plays accordion and keyboard.  And takes his top off.  Now he has a beard in a lot of his pics but I think I may actually prefer him clean-shaven.  Although don't get me wrong, I'd fuck the shit out of him with the beard.  You can decide for yourselves.

"Fuck you Ladybird! That's the last cabbage leaf you're eating in my garden!"

You know someone takes eating seriously when they take their shirt off to do it

"Hey, umm, this was an awesome party and all but does anyone know where I left my pants?"

I gotta be honest.  If I were that actress, I wouldn't care if it would ruin the scene, I'd be sniffing so hard I'd inhale his underpants.

"Hmm, yes, you're right.  That nipple does look infected"

This is actually to scale.  Dutch / Northern Belgian house are ridiculously small

" Did...did that guy just fart at me?"

Wim refused to accept or even hear the news about the Paltrow / Martin marriage break up

Get you Engin(es) Running

Hello there Interpals!

I'm going to start this week with a little unpleasantness.  I apologise in advance.  Testicular Cancer is a serious thing.  A school friend of mine died a few years back when his cancer was not diagnosed in time.  I know that men need no encouragement to not sit around playing with their balls but make sure you have a good feel to check yourself.  Cancer Research are running a campaign to raise awareness around it with 'Cock in a Sock'.  You can make a donation to raise funds, but also you can send a picture to their Facebook page or hashtag a picture on Instagram.  The picture is of course you with your cock in a sock.  People of all shapes and sizes are participating.  I know it could be a daunting prospect for some, but if it raises some awareness on a disease that can be easy to treat if caught in time and deadly if it isn't, then give it some thought.

Facebook - Cock in a sock
Instragram - search #cockinasock

Now I did mention unpleasantness and obviously an awareness campaign is not unpleasant.  I have done my bit and I will share that with you now.  I have never once posted a picture of me on this blog and, as such, this will be a harrowing and traumatic introduction to you.  As I said, I apologise but if I can do it, so can you.  Some safety points to remember:

• This image may cause temporary panic blindness, if this occurs, please put down any heavy machinary and think of kittens until your vision returns.
• Night Terrors, Panic Attacks and feelings of nausea may also occur.  Please consult your doctor if these last beyond three days.
• Daddybearfrontier will not accept any liability for any adverse symptoms you experience.  

So here you go:

No Lawsuits!!!!!

Anyway, I will now attempt to cleanse your eyes with more pleasant imagery.  I am going back to Turkey this week for a very cute daddybear.  Engin Şenkan is a Turkish Film, TV and Theatre actor who has also directed several theatre prodcutions.  Aaaaaannnnnddd there you go.  That's all I can tell you about him.  Normally I would fill the remaining area with hilarious and insightful text to pad this out but I got nothing.  nothing at all about him.  Except that I would happily jump into bed with this moustached adonis.  But you guessed that already.   So without further a do, here his is!  Enjoy.  And if you feel like fumbling with your bits, mind and check yourself.

That is a SERIOUS iPod dock

Foreplay!

This is the latest Toyota Prius.  Only the most fashionable of celebrities have them

Engin actually broke his wrist from masturbating too much to my Instagram Cock-In-A-Sock pic

Fashion!

His reaction when I sent him the pic without the sock was less encouraging